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August 6, 2008

Artificial Life

When I was in college I got really into the cyberpunk novels of William Gibson. In Neuromancer and the subsequent novels Gibson introduces and expands a world where the line between humans and machines is blurred. The body is an almost infinitely upgradeable machine, that is optimized and modified for a variety of reasons. The movie got me into movies like Ghost in the Shell, which took some of those ideas and mixed them with ideas preempting the Matrix. The movie revolves around a military unit composed entirely of cybernetically "enhanced" people pursuing the nefarious terrorist known as the Puppetmaster. The film is very visually compelling and the introduction is quite an elegant - yet dark - vision of what's to come. Altogether it made me question the nature of "life" and what really constitutes it.

I ran across this today and it was strangely reminiscent of that introduction. The way the manufacturers of the mannequins talk about them: their design and creation, and what they mean; it's as if they are creating real women out of the foam and plastic that they mold. There's an eerily loving quality to what they say which would be creepy without having seen or read some of the works above. Regardless it's also interesting to watch.

July 29, 2008

Sudan + China = Uneasy Relationship

Interestingly enough I've been thinking about this same issue for a while now, and was surprised when it was on the news this morning in the car. While most folks think of China as either blindly rapacious, or overall ungainly and not accustomed to it's place in the world, that is untrue. Frankly, the Chinese are extremely savvy players on the world stage and their recent successes have not come overnight, but have been the result of years of diplomacy and thoughtful strategy. Their current influence in Africa (particularly where there are natural resources to be had) is based in work done throughout the 70's, or rather, they plan for the far future instead of just the near term. Have a listen to NPR's analysis or read it if you can't listen.

July 28, 2008

So Soon?

I had heard of this W movie, but thought it was still in the conceptual stages till I saw the trailer. I have to say I'm surprised, not least of which because the whole thing is happening so quickly and is apparently timed for release near election time. Does anyone think it will affect the course of events? Also, why couldn't this have come out before the previous election? What conspiracy is responsible for that I ask you? Heck, I don't know, and I don't know if this movie will be any "good" either for entertainment or commentary.

July 20, 2008

Who Watches the Watchmen?

I do.

Nerd friends, the Watchmen has been adapted into a movie and I for one am going to be first in line to see it. It's a great graphic novel, and probably one of the first to question the whole "superhero" genre and find it wanting. Check out the trailer here and don't bother telling me I am a dork - I already know.

July 8, 2008

In Case You Don't Know Him ...

Mike Birbiglia might be the funniest new comedian I've heard in a long time. Check out his take on - well I'll let you figure out what he's talking about, but it's so on.

June 27, 2008

Change = Constant

In reference to my previous post - it all changes and it changes quickly at that. My business unit had it's final hurrah party yesterday ("Doing the impossible for 25 years!") and many of us planned to attend with the sort of irony usually reserved by hipsters. It was to be a day of goodbyes and cheesy music when suddenly -

I got an email telling me that those of us who had gotten jobs with NewCo were to skip the first hour and show up at the cafeteria for a special guest and an announcement. The special guest turned out to be the chairman of the Faceless Corporation board who told us in a very roundabout way that the factory was not closing -

cue Kool and the Gang's "Celebrate" -

Apparently at the literal 11th hour, the nameless bean counters who only rival our lawyers for control of the direction of the company discovered a massive demand for one of our old products. Guess who gets to stay open to satisfy that demand ... that's right! So the factory stays open minus its star technicians (who got poached so fast it gave them whiplash), most of it's engineers, and some of the equipment which has already been dismantled. 10 points for giving hope to those who hadn't got new positions, subtract 9000 for timing and any kind of foresight.

Unfortunately for me, Fat'n'Happy is still leaving, as is Biggles, Hatchet Face, and many more for whom this is the last day. Against that backdrop I'm packing up my cubicle to move to another one on the third floor. This is like the season finale of The Office.

May 31, 2008

Dorks in the Movie Line

Best quote of the last 4 days: "All those women dressed up in line to see the Sex and The City movie, I realized they're not just dressed up, they're dressed up like the characters in the movie! It's like Star Wars for girls, which character are you?"

May 16, 2008

Empty Cans Make Louder Booms

If ever there was an example of the right wing machine's blind following and general incompetence it is this set of remarks made by some right wing radio blowhard. When prompted to qualify the branding of Barack Obama as an "appeaser" by the President, the sound of crickets chirping was drowned out by the loud barking to silence any dissent. Thanks right wing for showing why knowing history is important.

May 12, 2008

Graffiti

Those of you who know me better know that I have a weird love of graffiti. Not the "Giants Rule!" or "for a good time ... " variety, but the good stuff. Anything that involves more than one can of Krylon and a large canvas made of brick or subway car iron. More recently I've gotten into the mad intricate stencils of artisits like Banksy, who is wickedly subversive and quite clever. It's in some cases not as visually appealing as an old school tag, but it always has a lot to say and utilizes the specific environment of the graffiti as a part of it.

Which brings me to this little gem (which you can find here if you can't get that first link to work). It's graffiti that moves! Taking a surreal style and make it shift, crawling across walls and buildings leaving a white trail like a slug's on pavement. It's beautiful and it's hard to imagine that it took anyone this long to come up with the idea. It also does a great job of highlighting the interface between the art and the reality it reflects and embellishes. Great stuff ... what do you guys think?

link courtesy of the byrninator

May 6, 2008

The Democrats So Far

I think they should do one for the entire election cycle or even for the Iraq war! It's a nice compressed version of the Democratic primary process and consequently highlights the inconsequential nature of most of the "race":

kudos to the folks at Slate.

March 20, 2008

Solids of Deformation

So now that I've seen that Schweppes commercial I'm obsessed with slow motion photography and I've been searching the world for amazing films. I found THIS one immediately after the Schweppes one and I'm awed by the way that balloon deforms as it hits the ground - and doesn't burst!

And this one which is awesome if only for the way the light shines through the water:

Refreshing

This Shweppes commercial is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in a while:

The slow deformation of the balloons as they hit the ground and stretch to the limits of the rubber they're made of seems to symbolize something - at least to me. This point is emphasized by how quickly the rubber reforms around the surface of the remaining water and just seems to vanish. Even in slow motion the rubber seems to just disappear leaving the water still in the same partial tear-drop they had been in moments before. The last image of a water balloon hitting a man in the face, causing the water to spread around his face like a silver halo - that's just brilliant.

link courtesy of providence

February 11, 2008

A Musical Interlude

Just read about this composer - Nico Mulhy - and thought you folks might enjoy a selection of his works. It's quite modern with some hints of Stravinsky in the midst of the all the minimalism.

Betrayed: A Play

I read an article in the New Yorker last year about the people who have the most to lose from the Iraq debacle: the Iraqi staff and interpreters who have risked their lives helping the American forces. Some were motivated by patriotism, some idealism and some by profit but all of them have put themselves into the line of fire to try to bring their country out of the mire of its Ba'athist past. The article's author, George Packer, has written a play based on is interviews with those folks, and a clip from it is available here. It's very poignant and I suggest you guys take a look.

January 24, 2008

Resolution Update

I posted some New Year's resolutions here earlier this month. I didn't do a good enough job of telling you why I wanted to do the things I mentioned and I just came across someone who describes my situation perfectly. It's also a fairly accurate depiction of my progress as well.

Honestly this guy "somegreybloke" is quite funny. I came across him totally by accident and I have to say that it's been a pretty good find so far. It's the deadpan delivery that really brings it home. According to Dr Germ, this is basically how British folks are. Due to my inherent gullibility I totally believe that. You should too.

January 18, 2008

The New Money

This may not be true but I'll be damned if it doesn't sound plausible. I can feel the money not jingling in my pocket already.

link courtesy of the bwolson

January 8, 2008

Round the Clock Election Coverage

2007 was by far the noisiest year in recent memory, for me. A majority of that noise issued from the various candidates and pretenders to the position of the President of the United States of America. A gaggle of these folks have caused a lot of unnecessary hubbub with their talk of perhaps, maybe joining the race, the formation of their exploratory committees, their withdrawal from exploration of the idea of joining the race and their hypothetical policies if they were possibly thinking of exploring the idea of getting into the race. It all got to be too much and as November rolled around I welcomed the thought that it'd soon be over, before of course remembering that it was only 2007.

At first I thought I had the "voter fatigue" that they are always talking about in the media, but how could I so early in the election cycle. And how is it that the election cycle has oozed out of 2008 and back into 2007? This set me thinking about the issue - the main issue as I saw it - the inflation of the election cycle. Many people have written about this particular issue, and the general consensus is that it's just too dang long. Firstly, it promotes voter fatigue (known, occasionally, by it's other name voter apathy); secondly, it's a waste of money. No news there, right?

Where there is news however, is the News. Yes, the politicians' war on democracy is ongoing, but really we could all just decide not to pay them any mind. That's a little difficult when the news outlets are blowing the politicians' hot air into every corner of the nation. I certainly don't mean to absolve the pols of their responsibility in this, but it strikes me that without the cable news (if you want to call it news) there would be less of a sense of how it all just drags on and on. Discussions of slivers of policy differences between prospective candidates in the same wing of the same party, so-called "gaffes" that one candidate has made, outrageous appeals to emotion; all of these are cast in front of an uninterested public. Which begs the second question: in a media environment supposedly regulated by the market, how can this be what outlets choose to cover? This is particularly vexing since in the United States about ~70% of eligible voters are registered to vote, and of those registered, on average a little more than 50% actually vote.

Setting aside the reasons for this low turn-out (perhaps not the lowest in the developed world, but suspiciously low for a country actively trying to spread democracy at gunpoint in the Middle East), let's ask a simpler question: why would a media outlet spend so much in resources to cover a story that such a low percentage of the population apparently cares about? Why hire people to nitpick through everything a candidate says if, in th elong run, the candidate will never really be called to account for his or her statements? It's a lot of sound and fury which signifies nothing, if I might paraphrase a much better writer. One would think that the market - the vaunted Deus ex machina that cures every ill - would correct for that when there is such a low interest in the political process. If there truly is interest in the process, then are we seeing a voyeuristic interest in politics - as if it were something that were happening to someone else? I can't figure it out, but if anyone knows please go ahead and clear it up for me or call your local round the clock news channel with an explanation.

January 1, 2008

A Step Down

So now all of a sudden Khartoum has become Palermo? An American USAID rep and his driver were shot on his way back from a new year's eve party. This news is quite shocking for a variety of reasons, not least of which is the shift that it indicates. For all the problems in the Sudan, Khartoum is a relatively safe place. No muggings, armed robbery is a rarity, and larcent of any kind tends to take the form of stealing something when the owner is not around and/or asleep. So how, all of a sudden, did this happen?

The Sudanese government initially claimed that it was due to a 'road rage' incident. Come again? This isn't LA, it's Khartoum! Where no one owns a gun, let alone an automatic weapon.

And how is it that anyone would kill a USAID officer? They are relatively harmless and more importantly, they're a manifestation of the good that can be done by a superpower. We're not even talking about "inconvenient" observers in Darfur, he's a functionary in the embassy in the capital. So where does all this come from?

June 15, 2007

Childhood Frankenstein

I wrote recently about watching the Star Wars 30th anniversary program and all the humbug that involved. The sinking ship of my childhood couldn't survive getting rammed by the Lucas marketing machine, so it's with some relief that welcomed news of the Robot Chicken Star Wars special. After all it combines everyone's favorite movie with action figures (not dolls, Mom) which is totally awesome. Actually more to the point, it's the sort of ironic comeuppance that I'd been hoping would come along. After all if it weren't for the marketing Death Star at LucasArts, we wouldn't have had the extensive collection of action figures that enabled Seth Green and his merry band of vulgarians to regale us with the unsanitized b-reel that is Robot Chicken. That they are returning to their roots and attacking Star Wars is quite a delicious little treat, which I intend to relish.

May 27, 2007

We Really Are All the Same

I was watching a bit of television yesterday and talking to my roommate when Carmen Electra came on screen in an art gallery and started talking about her photography. The CEO of Ritz comes in and Carmen began to extol the virtues of Ritz Camera, who helped get her those "big enlargements" for her prints. As David Ritz brushed off her gushing, he said, "That's ok, Carmen, we get enlargements to anybody quickly!" Then the announcer said the words "big enlargements" several times to drive the point home (thanks guys, we get it).

All of this is crass, but not entirely surprising. What IS surprising though, is the sight of David Ritz looking at boobs. That's right, in the midst of aw-shucks-ing his way through an ad, he glances down at Carmen Electra's breasts. How does that escape the editing wizards at the ad company? In a way it's hilarious, of course. I mean it goes to show that we men are all the same (just like your mom told you) no matter if you're some yobbo watching television or the owner of a rather mediocre chain of photography specialty shops.

May 26, 2007

Happy Birthday Cash Cow

Boy, can you believe Star Wars is 30 years old? After 30 years the portion of my childhood that has been most relentlessly marketed has acquired a reach and maturation that few stories have. So it's sort of odd to think of anyone who hasn't seen it - and yet this gentleman has. And he's blogged the experience. His account contains gems such as this:

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R2-D2 has stormed off in a huff. The excitement of starring in a classic film is all too much for him, the poor love.

I highly recommend it, if only to return you to that perfect moment when you didn't know anything about it all and it was all new. Oh those days of innocence.

November 8, 2006

Time Lapse

Alex sent this to me last night and I must say it's really beautiful. What is it about this that makes it so poignant? Nothing happens but the rapid movement and the soft, slow music. It reminds me of the scenes in LA Story. Worth a look...

link courtesy of Alex

October 28, 2006

Reaganomics, Sudan Style

No matter how long I live here, I still feel like a foreigner. Sometimes I feel provoked to revert to this "other" status, and the emotions it produces are contradictory and confusing. So I was surprised at the purity of my distaste for this article. The author's main theme is the disparity between the quality of life in the capital and the provinces (especially the long suffering Darfur). This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the tone of the article which is self-righteous and condescending.

While The disparities between rich and poor are great throughout the developing world, they are never wider than in the presence of crude oil. It thrusts the economy through the sound barrier and pulls the elite with it, as well as those fortunate or smart enough to tack onto them. This is rounded out by expatriates who are now willing to invest their money - which leaves the bottom 70% of the so of the country in the same position they were in prior to the discovery of oil. Add the other factor, which is the gap between the capital and the provincial towns in most of the developing world and you can begin to imagine how the contrast appears. It is made more poisonous by the proximity of the haves and the have-nots. The situation reinforces itself, like a snake swallowing its own tail, despite the subtle, incremental improvements in peoples' lives (e.g. cell phones in everyone's hands, etc).

All of this is terrible, and you find yourself wondering whether or not to invest in your country or not; whether to be glad for the incremental improvements or decry their effects on the national fabric; and so on. You are angered that the kleptocratic government that has dragged your country into the muck is also the one with the good fortunate to preside over the largest boom in the nation's history; while simultaneously you are pleased that things are finally looking up and that your countrymen can enjoy the things that other people do.

That is not the tone that the author of this article takes. Instead you get the impression that he is angry that the country is seeing a pick up at all, especially in light of the political stance that the United States has taken. On more than one occasion he laments the trade that is taking place between the Sudan and other countries in the Middle and Far East - countries that are currently benefitting from that trade to the exclusion of US companies who are denied access due to the sanctions placed by the US government. "How dare they be doing well, despite our displeasure at their record on human rights?!" he seems to be saying.

"... [Y]oung, rich Sudanese, wearing ripped jeans and fancy gym shoes, sit outside licking scoops of ice cream as an outdoor air-conditioning system sprays a cooling veil of mist."
Air-conditioning?! How dare they!? That these barbaric Africans could possibly be comfortable despite Sally Struthers' best efforts to comfort them is apparently too much for the delicate sensibilities of the author. As is the revelation that "across Khartoum ... flatbed trucks hauling plasma TV’s fight their way through thickening traffic". With an example like the US where not one tv, plasma or otherwise, was bought during the Katrina fiasco (remember that?), how could the Sudanese fail to do the right thing?

What makes it all so galling is that I find myself defending the very regime which I detest. Yet I feel I must, because of the hypocrisy of articles like this.

October 11, 2006

Take it All Off

Thanks Jack Straw for pointing out that Muslim women could take off their veils/head coverings whenever they wanted to! My God, we had no idea! I mean it had just never occurred to any of them that it was even possible. Boy it takes a smart guy like yourself to show the way to we many many ignorant Muslims. Thank you so much for showing us the light of your brilliance!

September 26, 2006

Arrival

The Daily Show, that most complete and incorruptible of news shows, has finally arrived. I thought it had arrived when former President Clinton was interviewed on there. I stand corrected, as they have just interviewed the current president of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. The questioning in the short period that TDS has in order to do this seems so much more honest and relevant than what you'd find on a so-called "reputable news source". What makes it most interesting is the rumor that Mr Musharraf requested the interview, and not the other - and more traditional - way around.

August 21, 2006

Call Center

Not what I usually do, but I got this link at work and about fell out of my chair. It would have been more amusing if my boss hadn't walked into my cube moments afterwards. If you've ever wondered what goes on when you call customer support ...

link courtesy of the stepper guys ...

July 12, 2006

Massive Attack

One of my favorite bands, Massive Attack, is coming to the Bay Area in September. Who wants to go? Tickets go on sale tomorrow. These guys practically invented trip-hop and are well worth the price of admission.

July 10, 2006

Adieu Zizou

Thi should technically be under "The Annals of Sport" but I don't want to add a new category so here goes. Te World Cup Final yesterday was a hard game to watch. While these sorts of contests are always unfair, it seems doubly so that Italy came out at the top of the pile. With their uninspiring and opportunistic football, they are scavengers on the greatness of other teams. It seems to bear out the general trend to reward mediocrity - although now I feel that I am not giving the Italians their due. It's just that they don't make me love the game in the same way that other teams do, and in this case in the way that watch Zidane did.

Continue reading "Adieu Zizou" »

March 21, 2006

Cultural Exchanges

How does one find new Music? Easy, Libby, you go to the horse's mouth. In today's digital world? You could either ask your friends, badger me, or open Pandora's box. No, this isn't some high falutin' porn site, it's actually an extension of the Music Genome project, which aims to take one song and extrapolate all the songs that share the same "genes" or characteristics. Listen. You might hear something new that you like.

March 9, 2006

Security

Being an employee of a large evil corporation and a blogger is a life fraught with difficulties and pitfalls. Much like a man married to a rich yet insane widow with a more fulfilling mistress, one has to tread very carefully indeed. The consequences are excessive to say the least. Much like the aforementioned man, of course, one cannot simply give up the mistress, and in fact the longer one is married to the insane widow, the more one needs the attentions of the mistress. And so one continues to blog and to blog about work - to abruptly drop the uncomfortable metaphor.

Lately there's been a focus on "information security" at the office. In order to drive the point home the corporate thought police have put posters up all over the place, with a fellow in a cleanroom (or "bunny") suit with a sullen look in his eyes holding hands with a pre-pubescent girl in a white walled room. The girl has a strange smile on her face which contrasts with the threatening look in the man's barely visible face. The whole thing has the air of a child who has been or is about to be abducted and possibly molested. The large caption says "Who is Protecting [Faceless Corporation]?", but gives off the message, "Who is Protecting your Children from [Faceless Corporation]?"

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February 28, 2006

Man Bites Dog, or Worse

In a classic story of man bites dog, my already notorious little nation has descended to another nadir in the course of human history. My only question is how is this in the news? Especially considering what probably happens in Wales on a daily basis.

courtesy of Gil, Blankey, and Butta Phat

Perception is Reality

More proof that perception is reality. Would you have seen Fight Club if you'd seen this trailer?

courtesy of Durnell

February 16, 2006

Cartoons, Riots and "The Other" Standard: UPDATE

Just in case no one knows what the cartoons were all about. A little overwrought I think, but worth a look. Better to be informed about the reasons you are burning down a McDonalds in a Kabul suburb.

In a slightly related issue, I was listening to the BBC news on the way home tonight and was amused to hear that there is currently a Hebrew production of "The Producers" in Tel Aviv. Apparently "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" is going over a lot better than people thought it would! They still haven't burned the theater down, or protested in the streets, not surprisingly. Hopefully we'll get there soon ...

link courtesy of Butta Phat Les

February 14, 2006

Cartoons, Riots and "The Other" Standard

I wasn't going to write about any of the events that have been going on in Europe and elsewhere, but people have been asking me about it nonstop. I think this may be because I am the only Muslim they know, but I also hope it's because they know I have some insight on world events. I've answered questions a couple of times this week and I may as well weigh in on this most public of forums, and I may as well discuss a couple of other topics as well.

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February 8, 2006

Becks and Posh

The phenomenon that is David Beckham and his wife, ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) is something that is endlessly entertaining to me. More entertaining is their interview with Ali G. There's nothing like the sight of an athlete trying to match wits with a comedian, it's like watching a chimp trying to derive Maxwell's equations from first principles.

The other part I loved was the way that conversation with Ali G drew Posh into less than posh diction. Wonderful! It's a study in how far apples fall from trees, to wit: not far. Hilarious!

link courtesy of CDC

January 31, 2006

Fear of Girls

I should be hiding this, but hell, we've all been there. I just want to be perfectly clear, I only tried it one time and I didn't even inhale - or enjoy it at all for that matter! Fear of Girls

courtesy of Pedro

January 15, 2006

Leafing Through

In a stunning return to this blog, Pedro has given me another choice link. This one goes to the British Library's Online Gallery. My favorites so far are Sultan Baybars' Qur'an and Mercator's first atlas of Europe. The ability to leaf through the books means that the only thing missing is the smell of old books.

June 7, 2005

Dept of the Obvious

Watching television this afternoon, I saw an advertismenet for the Gillette Mach3 shaving razor. With Father's Day around the corner, the over-stimulated announcer was lowing through a verdant image of the Platonic soccer field. In the center of the field stood the slightly disheveled and beatific object of a thousand soccer fantasies (and probably many less wholesome ones).

"You could win a trip to Madrid to meet one of hte world's best soccer players - David Beckham!" Only in America do you have to explain who he is ... tragic.