Awkwaaaard
I went to my semiannual dental check up yesterday and it turns out I needed x-rays done. The hygienist came in and took the images which showed up on a computer screen at the foot of the dentist chair. I pulled my glasses out to put them on so I could see the images and, as I swung my arm up, got it all the way up the front of his scrubs. I immediately pulled my arm back out but as I you can imagine it was extremely awkward. I apologized in a rush of words, and at the back of my mind I asked the question every man asks himself after an incident like this: "does this make me gay?" I quickly answered in the negative and wondered if it'd be less awkward if it were a girl. Nope. Probably not.