I'm gonna need you to come on the weekend, yeah ...
Having worked in corporate America for a couple of years, I have determined that Office Space is not a film, it's a documentary film. In that grand tradition - I think - is the Two-Hour Rule. It's a scathing expose of the efficiencies of the modern American workplace and I encourage you to read it. It, of course, does not describe me at all.
link courtesy of Ben