Resolution Update
I posted some New Year's resolutions here earlier this month. I didn't do a good enough job of telling you why I wanted to do the things I mentioned and I just came across someone who describes my situation perfectly. It's also a fairly accurate depiction of my progress as well.
Honestly this guy "somegreybloke" is quite funny. I came across him totally by accident and I have to say that it's been a pretty good find so far. It's the deadpan delivery that really brings it home. According to Dr Germ, this is basically how British folks are. Due to my inherent gullibility I totally believe that. You should too.