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April 27, 2006

Py-tha-goraso Swee-chi

I've always been fascinated by science (I mean for God's sakes look at the banner!). When I discovered Rube Goldberg machines as a child it was an eye opener. Unlike the seamless, sleek polygons of Buck Rogers or Star Trek, these fantastical machines were clunky and organic, born from garages and imagination of a junk man. This is series of Japanese shorts sums up the essence of these machines, and is breathtakingly clever. Much like the amazing Honda commercial came out about two years ago, it fills you with wonder and makes you wish that were YOUR job. Come to think of it, the backgrounds are very similar, it may be the same folks responsible for both!

link courtesy of Pedro

April 25, 2006

The View from Over the Hill

It's official. I'm 31 years old and the view of the other side of the hill is murky. My dad wrote a little dissertation last year for his 60th birthday and I thought about writing something similar. I may yet. For now, I am off for steaks and happiness!

April 24, 2006

Hint hint

Somebody very very special is about to have a birthday. Do you want to know what he likes? No pressure!

April 22, 2006

An Amazing Smell

We brought my sister home from the hospital today and the thing I remember most about the homecoming is the smell. In the extended stay apartment we have rented there was a smell that was very distinct. At the threshold it was the olfactory equivalent of the line between the Mediterranean and the Altantic, a distinctly observable line where one would not expect one. On one side the relatively clean air of the hallway, with the smell of food preparation in other apartments, and on the other ... nothing short of the smell of decay. Those of you who grew up with large backyards and specifically with compost heaps and mulching will have a better grasp of what this scent was like. Thick like a humid day, it was sickly sweet like fruit that has been rotting in a cardboard box in the dark for days. I've heard people describe the smell of death in the same way, and it wasn't something we enjoyed walking into. Yet there was more to the scent than just that. It also had a dank sort of feel to it that brought to mind the mustiness of a cave with unusually strong stalactite activity, and the same warmth one would expect to accompany that. It didn't just waft into your nostrils, no, it was not content to have that sort of pedestrian interaction with you. Instead it crept around your legs and up your body preferring to come around your face from the back of your head, through your nostrils and the channel connecting your ear and nose as well. It immediately appeared there in your sinuses, unwelcome and unexpected, before making it's way into the nostril proper and introducing itself.

Now if you've met me you know that my nose is somewhat ample, and thus built to have the sort of olfactory resolution one would associate with a particularly doleful hound dog. In the instant of my stepping through the doorway I was immediately attacked by this insidious scent and nearly recoiled physically. A quick glance confirmed that my family had also gotten a whiff and were all politely holding their tongues in case someone had an upset tummy (not an entirely unheard of situation, mind you). Instead we all went about our business, and like the aforementioned hound dog I wandered around the living room sniffing at things. The trash, the fridge, the carpet: they all checked out. It was then that I discovered a small puddle on the floor near the sink. Following it upwards I found a larger puddle on the counter under the dish rack that extended left and right from the sink itself to the crevice between the sink and the stove. Quickly testing the faucet I surmised that it had been dripping every time the water was running and leaking under the cover of the drying rack across the counter and down the crevice. Well, my dear Watson, once I'd determined the nature of the leak and knowing, as I do, that standing water will "go bad", it was a quick leap to the solution. Nothing that couldn't be fixed with some paper towels and moving the stove, for which I would be fortunately absent as I had to leave in order to catch my plane back to San Francisco.

April 20, 2006

Health Report

And about, walking around and talking. It's near miraculous how long it takes for someone whose had a cardiac operation to heal up and be at a state where they can function again. When she had this done the last time it took a month. It was a week for the chest incision to just look presentable, this time it was exposed on the second day! There's a lot of gratitude let me tell you, in this family. A lot...

In other news, the first instances of bird flu have been found in Sudan. Typically the next pandemic doesn't register on my radar screen at all, but this is hitting closer to home - or more specifically closer to my loved ones. Any epidemiologists in the house?

April 17, 2006

Mayo

This is going to seem disjointed but here goes .... Of course the reason that we're here at all is due my sister's medical condition. I debated even talking about this, but in the end this is my blog and I guess I want to note all this down for future reference. Rochester is the home of the Mayo Clinic, which sprawls across three different campuses all across downtown. It looks like the evolution of a hospital more than anything else, with some buildings that no doubt were built in the early part of the 20th century and others that are the typical edifices of steel and glass that one finds in any city in the world. The weight of medical wisdom makes the air unbearably thick, yet comorting like a blanket that's too big. It's comforting that others have chosen to get their medical care here - in fact the Dalai Lama was here today which caused quite a stir, and annoyed us to no end since we had to deal with all his security folks on the way to the cafeteria. This is a big shift from the feeling of frippery and general incompetence that one felt in the Mayo Clinic's Scottsdale branch, which is more like a service center/hotel for the superannuated.

The operation itself was supposed to take place in St Mary's Hospital which is part of the super-hospital that is the Mayo Clinic. Arriving, one travels down a long arched glass gallery and into the lobby which is dominated by a large stained glass window at the far end, occluding a grassy quadrangle beyond. St Mary's is like every other hospital in the Mayo complex, which is to say that it consists of several buildings all tied together by doorways, walkways and cleavings. The main hall is overlooked by the portraits of the Mothers Superior who have run this place till it sold out to the Man. Some of them have the kindly eyes of a Disney Mother Superior while others are more like the iron ladies who ran the Catholic school I went to as a child. The old-timey lobby hides the state of the art facilities that exist throughout the hospital, though you can see the roots of care at St Mary's in the historical room. There, on display, is the surgical steel of the late 19th century twisted into shapes that defy explanation. But I digress...

Arriving on Saturday it felt more like a family vacation than anything else. It's all the same jokes and card games, with regular breaks for meals that my mom finds distasteful. I had missed the meetings with the cardiologist and the surgeon, so the whole thing was even further removed from my mind. I did feel the tension in my mother, but she's always like that so I didn't pay too much mind. These moments always bring what feels like irrational fear and apprehension, and I didn't want to be a part of that. This morning I woke up dehydrated, with a good bit of confidence. The day was going to go well, my sister would be in surgery at 6a, out by noon and we'd all cluster round and have a nice lunch while reprising the jokes of the day before.

She'd been up before us, showering with the special anti-bacterial soap and charging up her iPod, no doubt for the recovery period. We laughed and joked and needled her. "I thought you were supposed to be nice to me today," she complained with a little smile. The arrival in the hospital was a stampede of efficiency, with what seemed to be a hundred nurses coming in and out, helping her change, putting in the IV needles, asking questions and pulling us out of the room to give us instructions on where we could go and what sort of information we could expect. They gave my sister a pill to start the anesthesia, slowing her down and relaxing her heart muscles prior to the surgery. It was sort of fun watching my straight-laced little sister get high as a kite. It all just added to how surreal the whole event has seemed from the beginning.

And then she was wheeled away. I stood there in the hall with my family, each person dealing with it in their own way. I patted my brother on the back, he was taking it hard. I felt a sting in my own eyes, which had to be due to the recirculated air. It also explains my breath catching in my throat and the flush on my face. Because it can't be anything else right?

The unbearable part about this sort of thing is of course the waiting. Five hours of sitting in a room full of other people who are also waiting. You stare at them and they stare at you, and everyone wonders where their loved one is and what's happening to them. You try to talk to each other but sooner or later the conversation dries up and you're sitting there. Silent. You try to play cards but are slightly self conscious about playing cards in a hospital. You cough and wonder whether your cough is actually a real one and you're an infection risk - in my case I think I am, having come down with something literally two days before I arrived. My chills and sneezing metastasized into coughing fits that are shaking me and bursting blood vessels in my eyeballs. Poor timing to say the least. But I digress some more ...

My sister insisted that I take pictures of her starting at the hotel and then in the various stages of going in for the surgery. That wasn't so hard. What was hard was trying to take pictures after she was out of the operating theater and in the ICU. With tubes sticking out everywhere I found myself suddenly squeamish, but I went through with it. For her. She would wake up and wince with every movement, and that's not something that brings out the Cartier-Bresson on me.

April 16, 2006

Minnesota? Ya Sure You Betcha

I've made a bad habit recently of travelling in the dead of night, like a fugitive. In some ways this is very convenient, since it means that you spend time that you would probably not be actually doing stuff at your destination or at home. The bad thing is that you are completely knackered from being up so late to even get to the plane, and of course there is the joy of neck and back stiffness when you arrive, coupled with the worst kind of puppy breath (yes, the kind that involves a puppy that's got into the compost heap, and has recently discovered the joys of eating his own poop. That kind). It's with this in mind that I was on a plane again, this time headed to Minneapolis to meet my family.


My family travels oddly, and frankly we'd be pretty suspicious if you tracked us. Occasionaly we all converge on a certain town, traveling from all over the world in a way that has to have the INS/CIA/Homeland Security upping the alert status. In the movie version of my family we are spies, terribly fashionable in our tailored dark suits or black turtlenecks. This being real life, I was dressed in a brown t-shirt and jeans with a ragged Kleenex tissue as my only accessory.

I was picked up by my mother and siblings at the airport and we drove directly into the prairie. The prairie is nowhere near as flat as I thought. Instead it's rolling and endless to the horizon, like a desert with grass and barns (so in that respect not like a desert at all). The land was dotted with these small farms and small towns with populations in the low three digits. As usual I wondered what it would be like to grow up in a place like this and of course the first thing I thought of was Lake Woebegon. I quickly discovered that the Midwest seems to be the Land of Oversized Things. Even tiny Rochester has more than its fair share of humongous corn cobs, paint cans and Brobdingnagian buffalo. It's an odd thing and I can only assume it's a way of making the prairie seem less vast.

April 13, 2006

Welcome to the Blogosphere

Just a quick welcome to the good Doctor Germ who's started a blog entitled Fake Tales of San Francisco. Hopefully this sort of scrutiny will encourage her to keep up with it.

April 10, 2006

They Were Nerds Once

When I was a kid a science teacher told me that Arthur C Clarke had invented the satellite, which is something I thought to be absolutely absurd. I mean the man was an author and that's it! But it was truly his speculation in "2001: A Space Odyssey" about artificial satellites that prompted the nerds who read his work to make it a reality.

Now, at the beginning of the 21st century, the nerds that grew up watching Japanese animation are making the technology from that genre a reality. For those of you familiar with the anime Akira, one of hte main characters, Kaneda, tools around a post-nuclear Tokyo in souped up electric motorcycle. Now, engineers in Japan have come up with a hybrid electric motorcycle - a technological feat in itself - and designed it to perform like that same fictional bike. They were nerds once, and they brought their nerdiness with them, God bless 'em!

April 4, 2006

The Man from NSBE: Gourmet Notes

The thing that I had initially been told about Pittsburgh was that it was a good place to eat. Being the trencherman that I am, I took this as a challenge. Truth to be told I was mostly excited since, as we all know, there is no real good food west of the Mississippi. It's with that in mind that I pumped friends and acquaintances for information about the best eats in Pittsburgh, and came up with the name "Primanti Brothers".

When people cried the praises of these brothers they mainly did so in reference to their sandwiches. Now I've had a lot of good sandwiches in my day, and frankly I'm not going into any sandwich shop in awe. The place though did impress me, mainly by not trying to impress at all. The place was small, with a thin film of grease on everything including the windows and the the pudgy staff. It was had the feel of a lunch counter, with the sort of old signage that wasn't bought in a kitsch store, but was bought originally and has not moved from it's spot on the wall since the early 70's. I walked in and surveyed the menu, settling on a cheese steak sandwich. Moments later I was presented with a bundle of wax paper, translucent with warm drippings. I swallowed hard, surprised at my own textbook Pavlovian reaction. Unwrapping the package I was presented with a thick sandwich packed full of meat and french fries. French fries! Genius! To include the fries into the sandwich is the apogee of sandwich make, and a feat which would make the late eponymous Earl smile under his bristly mustache.

Yet this is where I stop. The meat itself was not very good, somewhat dry and not as flavorful as it could have been. I was disappointed in the end, I must say. A disappointment that was only mitigated by the time I spent at PNC park later that day, but that's a story for a less family-oriented blog.