The Man from NSBE: Pittsburgh
Being one of three black engineers at Faceless Corporation, I was recently asked if I would like to take the opportunity to represent the company at the National Society of Black Engineers national conference in Pittsburgh. Ever in search of a junket and a way to break up the deadly monotony of the job, I agreed. After all this is a great opportunity to get to know some of my co-workers, network with other engineers and maybe also learn something - Heaven forbid!
I left San Francisco last night, having rushed through packing in an apartment that is itself not completely unpacked. Suits, shirts, ties and some casual clothes for after, all went into the bag. I'm not accustomed to traveling light with a suit and so my suitcase is ungainly and mostly empty space (in that regard much like my head). With that I rushed out to the airport for my red-eye flight to Pittsburgh.
I was already sleepy so when I got on the plane, I almost immediately fell asleep, only waking twice during my flight to wake my arm up. I am usually a big fan of red-eye flights since I have honed my skills of sleeping during trips, but this flight was especially grim partly due to the fact that I was going somewhere for work where I didn't know anybody, and couldn't go to the beach.
Pittsburgh is hilly, which is a shocker for me though it shouldn't be. In many ways it reminds me of E. Orange, NJ, with it's bare trees, and watery morning light. The drive from the airport was mostly uneventful though downtown Pittsburgh rivals SF for the number of consecutive one way streets headed in the same direction. I managed to unload my bags, park my car ($14 a day!) and didn't really stop to take stock of anything until I walked into the hotel lobby.
The strains of classical music crept down the thickly carpeted steps like eight cats and the light was muted on the marble floors. I remembered reading about the attempts of the Carnegies and other robber baron families to convert their industrial towns into real cities, with all the creature comforts of a New York or a Paris. Hotels like this one were obviously the result of their attempts to build their palaces (and in the case of one building their castles).
I checked in relatively quickly, getting a suspicious look from staff as I was grubbier than usual after my trip. "You certainly don't look like a doctor," was the thought running across their faces like a news ticker. I smiled mostly and took the elevator to my room. The room itself is quite impressive, with a bed requiring a step ladder and a harness to get into without violating OSHA safety codes. My only complaint would be (typical) about the connectivity. I am writing this from the lobby right now, since the wireless signal on my floor is so weak as to be useless except as a random number generator test bed. Next step: clean up and prepare for the day's sessions.
Comments
I've only heard Pittsburgh described in curt, disparaging slurs. Your dreamlike prose makes it seem poignant.
But what will stay with me is that I may never know for sure if you think $14/day for parking is a good price or a bad price. I think it's quite average and unworthy of exclamation.
Posted by: Les | March 30, 2006 5:32 PM
It's far far too much, considering the luxury of parking at Arizona hotels that I've experienced.
Anyway Pittsburgh has it's own charm. It's a bizarre charm like a bag lady in a prom dress, but it's got it.
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | March 30, 2006 11:03 PM
So did you hear about all the downer faceless corporation news this week, including the hiring freeze?!? Guess all those resumes you picked up are going to be collecting dust for awhile...
Posted by: B_Cleereman | April 1, 2006 8:16 PM
Yeah heard all about it, frankly I was tempted to print out my OWN resume and spread it around some. Boy howdy, not fun news at all!
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | April 1, 2006 10:07 PM
yo, you're writing style is mad funny. hope you enjoyed yourself in Pittsburgh.
Posted by: POPS | April 3, 2006 11:50 AM
Thanks Pops! I appreciate the shout out and I'll have to check out your blog as well!
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | April 3, 2006 8:26 PM