Man Bites Dog, or Worse
In a classic story of man bites dog, my already notorious little nation has descended to another nadir in the course of human history. My only question is how is this in the news? Especially considering what probably happens in Wales on a daily basis.
courtesy of Gil, Blankey, and Butta Phat
Comments
Having been born just south of the Scottish Highlands, I would have expected to see MY home country in an article like this before yours. Whew - Dodged a bullet there! :-)
Posted by: Sal | March 1, 2006 9:58 AM
As I have recently been bestowed the title of Captain Optimism, I'd like to note that this article has a lot of frat boys looking over their shoulder. And that's a good thing.
Posted by: Les | March 1, 2006 3:34 PM
It's a conspiracy I tell you, even if Mr Butta Phat has found an upside.
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | March 1, 2006 9:32 PM
Your article left me feeling a little... sheepish? *does Dr. Evil laugh*
I think the man and the goat should go on Dr. Phil, they obviously have relationship issues. Tell me you wouldn't tune in!
Posted by: Iain | March 2, 2006 5:47 AM
You know, that punishment strikes me as perfectly fair.
Posted by: Alex | March 2, 2006 9:48 AM
Paying for the goat's services? He didn't make an honest goat out of it, so the dowry doesn't count...
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | March 2, 2006 2:42 PM
I hope they aren’t just staying together for the… KIDS!
Sorry, sorry, I find myself… MILKING this one.
Man, these jokes are just BAA-AA-AAAD.
On a slightly more serious note, this reminds me of that old Walter Lantz cartoon where the baby goat just kept eating everything (grass, vehicles, houses, etc.), and no matter what the main character did, he couldn’t get rid of the goat, and eventually the goat ate the very screen we were watching the cartoon on. Man, they don’t make em like that anymore.
Posted by: iain | March 2, 2006 3:01 PM
Dude, be careful, Cali is a common law state.
Posted by: phatmunkay | March 2, 2006 6:52 PM
How dare you? There's nothing like that happening in Wales! They prefer sheep...
Posted by: Saima | March 4, 2006 2:55 PM
Iain you take the booby prize - the rest of you? Two words: seek. help.
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | March 6, 2006 10:40 PM
Another tidbit, this one from closer to home. The Mesa Fire Chief apparently has a thing for the fresh spring lambs. Talk about robbing the manger!
Posted by: Lo Fat Mo | March 11, 2006 8:53 PM